So, I'm not Catholic and have never been to confession, but our local radio station does this whole Confession Wednesday thing and I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.
That and the fact that I just had a really funny lunch conversation with one of my good friends.
Be warned, some of you that just know me through the Internet may be stunned. Seriously. I've been told that I "hide" my wild side pretty well, even by people that know me in real life.
Here are my confessions:
- I still know all the words to more than one 2 Live Crew song.
- I have hard core rap and heavy metal on my ipod.
- I tend to be a mean girl when I'm out with my friends. Like immature, making fun of others type of mean girl.
- I still like to shake my booty in the clubs. Not that I can go very often, but when I do I like to get my groove on.
- I like to drink. You guessed it, margaritas. And appletinis. And mojitos. And White Russians. You know, anything with alcohol.
- I once flashed a police officer. (And it wasn't when I was a teenager, more like when I was already the mom of two kids.)
- One night I convinced a group of my drunk mommy friends to go move For Sale signs. From houses that were actually on the market to ones that weren't.
- Sometimes I flirt. With men other than my husband.
- I sometimes spank my kids. Not often (I can't even think of the last time), but when I think it they have done something EXTREMELY wrong or dangerous.
- I've got tattoos. And plan to get more.
- I am already planning on joining the Red Hat Society. Looking forward to it. My chapter will probably be the wild one.
And I care about my family more than anything, but a girl's got to have some fun!
Wow, it is good for the heart to confess. I feel better. Love me or hate me, it's all out on the table.
13 comments:
You are my long lost twin.
You must come to Hawaii and we'll have a great time.
Hugs,
Kulia
Lori ok now I KNOW we must get together again!!! =)
LOL! I love you even more now, Lori!
Believe it or not, I've got a little touch of the drawn-to-harmless-vandalism in me too...hee hee!
LOL love the airing your dirty laundry post. How fun! :)
love ya!
Awesome, Lori! This is why you are the cool mom.
I haven't flashed anybody, but once I was in NOLA with a group of girls from work and I got a guy to flash us. This was before I met Gabe.
I would totally go switching For Sale signs with you.
I also love you even more now LOL! Hope we get to meet IRL on my trip there :)
Is it bad that none of that really surprises me?
Won't you please, won't you please, please won't you move to Texas and be my neighbor?
I think the switching For Sale signs thing is hysterical!
I will keep this list for my own confession--the only exceptions
I flirt with women
and
I can well remember the last time I spanked my kid, and if she doesn't shape up I just might do it tonight.
and
I have no tattos, I am scared to death how much that cute butterly on my butt might grown in ten years.
Gosh I wish I had flashed a policeman. My proudest moment in this kind of thing was endlessly flashing my C-cup boobies from a balcony at Mardi Gras--but I was loaded on Hurricanes, not margaritas:)
~Becky
oh but I almost forgot one addition, not on your list: I sometimes like to get spanked myself:)
~Becky
you're such a badass
I'm going to refrain from commenting on the rap issue :)
Come on, really????
I am sure you will love it--though a bit pricey--it is Wow!
Did you also get the attachment?
~Becky
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