Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Confession Wednesday

So, I'm not Catholic and have never been to confession, but our local radio station does this whole Confession Wednesday thing and I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.



That and the fact that I just had a really funny lunch conversation with one of my good friends.



Be warned, some of you that just know me through the Internet may be stunned. Seriously. I've been told that I "hide" my wild side pretty well, even by people that know me in real life.



Here are my confessions:






  • I still know all the words to more than one 2 Live Crew song.

  • I have hard core rap and heavy metal on my ipod.

  • I tend to be a mean girl when I'm out with my friends. Like immature, making fun of others type of mean girl.

  • I still like to shake my booty in the clubs. Not that I can go very often, but when I do I like to get my groove on.

  • I like to drink. You guessed it, margaritas. And appletinis. And mojitos. And White Russians. You know, anything with alcohol.

  • I once flashed a police officer. (And it wasn't when I was a teenager, more like when I was already the mom of two kids.)

  • One night I convinced a group of my drunk mommy friends to go move For Sale signs. From houses that were actually on the market to ones that weren't.

  • Sometimes I flirt. With men other than my husband.

  • I sometimes spank my kids. Not often (I can't even think of the last time), but when I think it they have done something EXTREMELY wrong or dangerous.

  • I've got tattoos. And plan to get more.

  • I am already planning on joining the Red Hat Society. Looking forward to it. My chapter will probably be the wild one.

And I care about my family more than anything, but a girl's got to have some fun!

Wow, it is good for the heart to confess. I feel better. Love me or hate me, it's all out on the table.

13 comments:

Papaya said...

You are my long lost twin.

You must come to Hawaii and we'll have a great time.

Hugs,
Kulia

Andrea said...

Lori ok now I KNOW we must get together again!!! =)

Laura said...

LOL! I love you even more now, Lori!

Believe it or not, I've got a little touch of the drawn-to-harmless-vandalism in me too...hee hee!

Corey~living and loving said...

LOL love the airing your dirty laundry post. How fun! :)
love ya!

Ingrid said...

Awesome, Lori! This is why you are the cool mom.

I haven't flashed anybody, but once I was in NOLA with a group of girls from work and I got a guy to flash us. This was before I met Gabe.

I would totally go switching For Sale signs with you.

Mandy said...

I also love you even more now LOL! Hope we get to meet IRL on my trip there :)

Megan@SortaCrunchy said...

Is it bad that none of that really surprises me?

Won't you please, won't you please, please won't you move to Texas and be my neighbor?

I think the switching For Sale signs thing is hysterical!

Becky C. said...

I will keep this list for my own confession--the only exceptions

I flirt with women

and

I can well remember the last time I spanked my kid, and if she doesn't shape up I just might do it tonight.

and

I have no tattos, I am scared to death how much that cute butterly on my butt might grown in ten years.

Gosh I wish I had flashed a policeman. My proudest moment in this kind of thing was endlessly flashing my C-cup boobies from a balcony at Mardi Gras--but I was loaded on Hurricanes, not margaritas:)

~Becky

Becky C. said...

oh but I almost forgot one addition, not on your list: I sometimes like to get spanked myself:)

~Becky

Bubblewench said...

you're such a badass

Scribbit said...

I'm going to refrain from commenting on the rap issue :)

Come on, really????

Becky C. said...

I am sure you will love it--though a bit pricey--it is Wow!

Did you also get the attachment?

~Becky

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