Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Lunch conversations

I just spent a lovely lunch with my husband and Xander and Jocelyn. He stays home with them the two days a week that I work and they had some errands to run, so we met. Here are a few cute things that were said:

Xander: I can touch my mommy with my head, though.
(To my husband after he told him not to touch my work clothes with his greasy hands.)

Hubby: Xander, do you want some spicy chicken?
Xander: No, I don't like spicy jackass.
(I swear that child will use any opportunity to use the word jackass!)

Xander: Mommy, I want to go to work with you.
Me: I know, but you can't my boss will be mad. And I'll get in trouble. Do you want mommy to get in trouble?
Xander: Yes!

Jocelyn: More, mine (while reaching for the corn on the cob, wish I had a video of her eating it!)

And when it was time to go:
Xander: Mommy, I'm so happy to see you. When you're done with work will you come home to me?


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I forgot my favorite one.

I took Xander to the bathroom to go and to wash up.

I went first. When I finished he said,
Xander: Mommy, you went poopy?
Me: No I didn't.
Xander: Yes you did! I saw you use toilet paper.
Me: Girls use toilet paper even when they pee pee.
Xander: (really loudly) You did poopies and used toilet paper!
Me: Xander, mommy just went pee pee, but girls have to use toilet paper.
Xander: YOU WENT POOPIES!

13 comments:

Meghan said...

So freakin' cute!

Me:... Do you want mommy to get in trouble?
Xander: Yes!


That one cracked me up in particular.

Candace said...

those are great!! so funny!

Jo Beaufoix said...

ROFL. M is equally obsessed with poopie and peepee. It must be their age. And I love the fact that he can touch you with his head. Hee hee.

holly said...

listen, it's fine if you *did* poop. we all do it.

LOL. loved these!

CamiKaos said...

I laughed out loud, thank you lori!

Mary Alice said...

Wow, he's like a dog on a bone isn't he? He was not going to let you off the hook when he had clear evidence that you must have poopied He'll make a good lawyer someday.

Thanks for stopping by my blog.

Mary Ann said...

What entertainment at lunch! Sooooo funny!

Corey~living and loving said...

LOL made me laugh, and Holly's comment made me snort. :)

Laura said...

Awwww, what a funny little guy! The one where he asked if you would come home to him after work just melted my heart!

Mom in Sahuaritaville said...

Oh, I so needed that laugh this morning!

Thanks Xander! Lori you're the best!

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Jeff & Lisa said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA
THATISSOOOOOFUNNY!

Eric & Jess said...

Ohmigosh, too funny. Elijah asks me every time I go to the bathroom which I'm doing. And it's always the best when you're in public and he's insisting I need to poop when I don't. :)